Fun with Jerk Face

I like to torture tease Jerk Face.

A lot.

The following video is what happens when he puts the grocery cart back in the corral.

{Because we do that... and you should to.}

...I locked the door and cracked the window...

::evil laugh::

I love it!

(At least I didn't make him say 'Steelers'.. THAT would be excruciating.)

Do You Have A Tissue?

This Saturday morning, I was rudely awakened by Jerk Face.

He was supposed to be in to work for a network outage (nerd) at 7am...

at 7:14am, he sprang out of bed - calling people, rushing around like some kind of maniac.

His adrenaline overload spilled over onto me, and I have been up since 7:14am as well.

On a Saturday.

When LB is still sleeping.

Grrr.

But now I have some free time to blog get things done around the house.

So there's that.

My "Saturday Morning Scene" photos are actually from yesterday.

I was making myself some breakfast, while LB was "watching In The Night Garden".....

Or so I thought...

I had already posted my "WTF" post, otherwise it would surely have been this!

Enjoy!

(Some photos are blurry because I didn't have the flash on... BOO!)

And?

She kept hurriedly shoving tissue in her mouth once she was found out!

Turd.

What does YOUR morning look like?

Public Service Announcement

Go ahead and do yourself a favor...

Go out and get this ice cream:

RIGHT NOW.

You'll Thank Me!

It's Breyers Triple Chocolate.

Triple Chocolate.

Did you hear me??

Triple.Chocolate.

That's Milk, Dark and White chocolate ice cream.

I haven't been able to eat my regular Dove.

(in the RED package, Jerk Face!)

Wisdom Teeth.

(-- I'll milk it --)

I have been in desperate need of chocolate... and this seriously hit the spot.

I am in love with it so much, I'm actually trying to save it.

As in: NOT eating it all in one sitting.

**And I'll go ahead and do what I see other blogs write:

~This was not a paid advertisement.~

I just found it to be too amazing to keep it to myself!**

Now. Excuse me while I go dish myself some while LB is napping!

Ahh!

This wisdom tooth removal thing might not be so bad...

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This week was rough.

Jerk Face was out of town, yet again.

I'm sleep deprived, yet again.

LB has been a super fussbutt for 3 days... getting a fever (from her MMR shot) last night, and has been a cry baby all morning.

She's been crying and screaming so much that she's getting hoarse!

How much longer until her voice goes away?

Oh! And I woke up to Minja puke on the living room rug.

YAY!!!

(Momma needs a scotch on the rocks a nap.)

Anyways. Enough about the joy that is my life right now.

Let's get pinning!

Ah! There. I feel better now. Do you?

Oh! And proof that LB can be cute:

*And even though it's 3 o'clock, and you still haven't taken a nap...

I still love you LB.

**Don't forget about my giveaway!**

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