Sunday, October 30, 2011

Just Some Small Talk About Calories...

My parents bought my husband some Transformer snowballs ("Snowballimus") for his birthday.
{side note: His birthday isn't until mid-November, but the expiration date on this REALLY GREAT GIFT was approaching... so they had to give them to him early.}
{side note: My mom made sure to let him know that they did NOT pay the $4.29 it says they cost. That would be too much to spend on his birthday. :)  ::snicker::}

I wanted to try one... (yes, even though they were about to expire.. and probably have a shelf-life longer than I do..)  They were Optimus Prime colored, and I don't remember the last time I had a snowball.....

KSK:  Will you split this with me?
Jerk Face: No, just eat it.
KSK: But I don't want it all.. it's not very healthy.
Jerk Face: Sure it is...
KSK: There's 170 calories.. and 40 are the fat calorie ones...
Jerk Face: That means 130 are healthy ones. They don't tell you that, do they?


If only it were true...

{p.s.  He did split it with me, and they were not very good...}
**Thanks Parents!     :)

Friday, October 28, 2011

What The Friday?!

I have a hotmail account, which I consider my 'junkmail' account. It was my very first email account, and I've signed up for a lot of junk throughout the years.
I checked it the other day (which is a rare occurance..), 
and it told me that my account was hacked!
what the friday?!

A few days later, I signed onto my gmail account.
This is my account that I use everyday.
It alerted me that my account was trying to be accessed by someone in the Philippines!!
what the friday?!

Two of my email accounts have been hacked in the last two weeks.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Pinteresting funnies

I now have the Pinterest app on my phone.. I'm all sorts of high-tech and fancy!
I'm a self-diagnosed "Pinhead"
(I made that up... and I like it)
You can follow me here!

Here are a few pins that made me chuckle:

all pins found here
and I'm linking here:


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tuesday's With LB

A few weeks ago, we went to the botanical gardens in our area.

 We saw some ducks... I'm not sure who was more excited... Jerk Face or LB?

(and just because I think this is a neat shot:)

in the car, while Daddy is running in to get some milk:
 (a quick game of peek-a-boo)

Then we went our first family nature walk.
(this is pretty much the only LB picture we took there)

A few tidbits about LB:
On her 15 month appointment, she cried.
She is 32 inches long.
I forget how much she weighed... 
seriously, she cried almost the entire time we were there.
(and she didn't get her shot until the very end.)
The doctor said that 15 month olds really start experiencing stranger anxiety...
(and he said that she'll be okay when he backs away.. and then he backed up to the other side of the room.. and? She continued to cry.. HA!)

She clearly says :
--more like "momeeee"--
(not ma or mama anymore)
(not dada)
and she knows what a kitty says
*and what Mojo says*
along with:
pig, cow, elephant, zebra, horsey (Those 3 say the same thing),
bunny, fish, mouse, birdie, anteater, walrus, sheep
(we're working on ducky and puppy)

She says "bobbeee"
Not sure why?
(but we call her 'Whitney' when she does it...)

She bows and says "thank you"
(hope to get video of that soon)

She started feeding her baby doll it's bottle.
She can put the coins in her piggy bank.
She's pretty good at putting the circle and square in their holes (with help).
She stacks the rings on that little yellow thing.
and usually WEARS them too..
*which reminds me.. She loves purses. She'll wear one and knee walk or hold my hand and walk around saying "bye! bye!" and blowing kisses.
She walks only when she has our fingers.. 
but sometimes forgets, and walks just fine without.
She has a new found love for shoes.
she never really liked wearing them in the past..

She stood up on her own tonight.
no help from people or furniture.
all on her own!

She knows where her:
head, hair, brain, ears, cheeks, nose, mouth, tongue, eyes, neck, belly and button, heart, feet, toes, hands are
(she's learning eyebrows)

She's just getting so big!
I love her! :)

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

What The Friday?!

Jerk Face and I share a credit card.
It has a credit limit of $2000.
The card was originally only mine, and the first credit card I ever had.
I never needed anything over $2000.

I use my credit card, and pay off the balance every billing.
It's just how I do.
(I mainly use it, because I get cash back... free money? Yes, please!)
(and of course, it's easier than carrying cash around all of the time.)

Since Jerk Face has started using it for business trips
(mo' money ..for  free!!)
I have tried to increase the spending limit.
But these effer's won't let me!

what the friday?!

I just don't get it!
We have good credit.
Always pay our bills on time.
Why can't they raise my credit limit??
Do any of you work at a credit card company?
Why won't you raise my limit???!


This past statement will have my new computer ("Macswell") and accessories, some gas charges (I drove more than usual last month), other little shopping trips.
Gees!! Stop being so nosy about my finances!
Basically, my card is maxed out.

My car is almost out of gas, but I had to make an hour trip to visit some family.
(I didn't HAVE to, but I needed to get out of the house..)
{Jerk Face has been out of town all week! He gets back today.. WooHoo!}
I have a second card that I can use, I just usually don't. It's a Disney card.. the points aren't worth it.
But, I needed gas, so I pulled it out..
Swiped it at the pump.
"card expired"

what the friday?!

I look at my card, sure enough... 2009.
Gees. I guess I DON'T use that card very much...
Luckily, I keep an emergency $20 in my car.
As I was grabbing it, I was wondering what should I do with LB?
Do I have to take her out of her cozy car seat and into the cold, so I can pay the cashier?
~will anyone know if I don't?~
I'm the only car at the station...
I was still contemplating, when a man's voice came up behind me.
A little too close there buddy.
I was the only car in the lot.
Abductor! Murderer!
..It was the gas station attendant..
what the friday?!
He's lucky I don't carry a weapon.
I think it's legal to have them in your cars in Ohio...
He told me that my card was expired...
"Yeah, I saw that.."
~it was flashing across the screen, doofus~
but I took this opportunity to hand him the $20 to prepay.
So I didn't have to get LB out after all.
Hmmm.. I wonder if he was going to try to confiscate my card?
Good thing I assailed him with my beauty and he forgot about it...

Seriously, do you have to take your kid out of the car when you go into pay?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

This, That and Pinterest...

My backboard is gone.

It's true, you know?

You really don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.


Jerk Face helped the Officer remove the backboard, and proceeded to tell him that I'm out and about telling anyone who will listen about this romantic cop and what he's doing for his girlfriend.
(I guess that's true...)
Jerk Face told the cop that he needs to cool it with this kind of stuff.
To which the Officer replied:
It's Sweetest Day, did you get your wife anything?

And, ladies? No. No he didn't.
BAM! Jerk Face. Minus 20 points.
(Only 20, because I didn't get him anything either..)

And since I wiki-wiki- pe'd Sweetest Day, I know that some of you might not know what it is..
here's a link to educate yourself
P.S. "wiki-wiki-pe'd" is how the cool kids say 'wikipedia'. You have to do the record scratching motion along with it.  (fyi- I just made that up. I'm pretty amazing like that.)

I guess I got my new iPhone 4s for Sweetest Day.
I haven't got a new phone for about 6 years.
6 years!
I've been waiting patiently for the new iPhone.
not for the whole 6 years..
Let me just tell you, I love that Jerk Face is jealous of my phone.
I live for the times when I get the better gadget.
..this was a long wait..
He is most jealous of Siri.
Siri is a feature on the new version of the iPhone that is sort of like a concierge for your phone.
I didn't care too much about it, until I read this post, and realized just how awesome Siri is.
Jerk Face didn't even know!
I just started talking to and asking Siri questions:


Anyways.. I'll try to think of some more things...
Until then, let's get back to the backboard, shall we?

Since the cop was seizing our backboard, we had to find a new one to take it's place.
Jerk Face did the google search...
He wanted to check out Dick's Sporting Goods:

His sage advice to all of you:

"Never just type 'Dick's'..... 'Cause it's bad."

Linking up with:


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Tuesday's With LB ~ for the love of apples

As you may remember, LB loves apples...
The first weekend of October, we went to an apple picking festival.
We went with Jerk Face's family.. and we had a great time.
We took over 400 photos... and I uploaded them all to my mother-in-law's snapfish account.
I'm sorry, V!
I'm a photo hoarder. 
I can't just delete them.
It's too hard.
So prepare for photo overload.
(I originally uploaded about 70 on here... I tried to cut it down... )

They had horse drawn wagon rides, and the kids were able to pet the horses.

LB got to sit in the back and had a great view of the horses.

I wish LB was in focus on this shot

enjoying some kettle corn
Time to pick some apples:

Stealing an apple from her sleeping cousin

Enjoying an apple on the ride home:

LB didn't take a nap at all that day, but she was in pretty great spirits, regardless!
Who needs to nap, when you've got apples?
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