Something weird happened yesterday...
Jerk Face came home from work, I was playing with LB.. usually she's napping when he gets home.... but that's not the weird part...
The weird part was that Jerk Face came home with a package.
A pretty silver package with a big gold bow.
Jerk Face: Um... I got you something...
KSK: What's this?
Jerk Face: You'll learn to love it. It's something that will grow with you.
(What the heck does THAT mean? It reminded me of his proposal:
"I have something for you, but you can only have it if you say 'yes'.."
Romantic, no?)
Jerk Face: I just felt like an ass because I didn't get you anything for Mother's Day or our anniversary..
KSK: I didn't get you anything for our anniversary either... We went to dinner and a movie... We got your truck 4 new tires... we're getting new windows, house painted, driveway re-paved!! And I thought you wanted me to pick something out for Mother's Day.....
Jerk Face: ...I forgot about that. It was kind of an impulse buy. You've been working so hard...
(If you're giving presents for
hard work, why didn't I get a 'push present' sir?)
KSK: LB, I think your dad is having an affair...
(I don't really think that... but I would be super pissed.)
I opened it, and it was one of those Pandora charm bracelets...
Jerk Face: I
kind of remember you saying something about how you didn't like charm bracelets...
KSK:
(HA! silent for a bit) Yeah... I did say that...
Jerk Face: You can take it back, if you want to...
KSK: No, no... I'll see if it grows on me.. or whatever you said...
I do like it...
however, I have furry chewbacca arms... In 1st grade, at our Christmas recital, a fellow classmate...
MATT V. called me a 'bear'... and I cried and cried.... since then, I have found a love for my fuzzy arms, and had taken some weird pride in the fact that my arms were hairier than my brothers... I'm sick.
anyways, I have furry arms, and the bracelet keeps yanking out my little hairs... It's
really painful!
Also, Jerk Face gave me a little booklet filled with other Pandora charms in it.. and I just get to circle the ones I like... There are some really nice $845
beads! Holy Crap!
845 Dollars for a BEAD! I'm circling that one!