Jerk Face came home from work, I was playing with LB.. usually she's napping when he gets home.... but that's not the weird part...
The weird part was that Jerk Face came home with a package.
A pretty silver package with a big gold bow.
Jerk Face: Um... I got you something...
KSK: What's this?
Jerk Face: You'll learn to love it. It's something that will grow with you.
(What the heck does THAT mean? It reminded me of his proposal:
"I have something for you, but you can only have it if you say 'yes'.."
Romantic, no?)
Jerk Face: I just felt like an ass because I didn't get you anything for Mother's Day or our anniversary..
KSK: I didn't get you anything for our anniversary either... We went to dinner and a movie... We got your truck 4 new tires... we're getting new windows, house painted, driveway re-paved!! And I thought you wanted me to pick something out for Mother's Day.....
Jerk Face: ...I forgot about that. It was kind of an impulse buy. You've been working so hard...
(If you're giving presents for hard work, why didn't I get a 'push present' sir?)
KSK: LB, I think your dad is having an affair...
(I don't really think that... but I would be super pissed.)
I opened it, and it was one of those Pandora charm bracelets...
Jerk Face: I kind of remember you saying something about how you didn't like charm bracelets...
KSK: (HA! silent for a bit) Yeah... I did say that...
Jerk Face: You can take it back, if you want to...
KSK: No, no... I'll see if it grows on me.. or whatever you said...
I do like it...
however, I have furry chewbacca arms... In 1st grade, at our Christmas recital, a fellow classmate... MATT V. called me a 'bear'... and I cried and cried.... since then, I have found a love for my fuzzy arms, and had taken some weird pride in the fact that my arms were hairier than my brothers... I'm sick.
anyways, I have furry arms, and the bracelet keeps yanking out my little hairs... It's really painful!
Also, Jerk Face gave me a little booklet filled with other Pandora charms in it.. and I just get to circle the ones I like... There are some really nice $845 beads! Holy Crap! 845 Dollars for a BEAD!
4 comments:
Congrats on your Pandora!!! Jerk Face did you good Mama =) I have one and love my bracelet. At first I didn't know if I would like all the chrams but as I got new charms I fell in love with the bracelet more and more! Such a great surprise.
~KM
I think that's a very sweet gift! Although I would tell him you except the $845 bead next. :)
Aw, you will love it, Kellie. They are fun. I always get new ones on Holidays/special days. Which charms do you have?
"I'm circling that one" hahahaha!! you go girl!!
that us SO sweet, seriously, that your hubs would think of that. Maybe he isn't such a jerk face after all??
someone once made fun of all my zits in 8th grade and asked if I ever washed my face. So to this day, if I even get ONE, I go back to that embarrassing moment.
oh and I hate my nose. it's huge. when I get my boobs redone I am SO getting a nose job HA! no but really...
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