I picked up a t-shirt at Sam's Club the other day. It's a Nicole Miller green t-shirt. (We're high class, fancy folk up in here.) I loved the color, but I couldn't try it on... (I hate that...) ... but because I loved the color, and it was cheapish.. I threw caution to the wind and I grabbed it.
I had to try it on when I got home:
KSK: Does this shirt look okay?
Jerk Face: Yeah. Looks good.
KSK: I think it's a little big.. I wish I would've gotten a smaller size...
Jerk Face: What size is it? A medium?
KSK: Try extra large...
Jerk Face: What?! You should NEVER get an extra large! It's always WAY too big!
KSK: Didn't you just say that this shirt 'looks good'?? Did you forget that it's an extra large?
Jerk Face: ...
Jerk Face: Don't try to confuse me.