I think she may be an evil genius...

Who wants to know what my very special little turdlette did with her brand new teeth???

I was in the kitchen, unloading the dishwasher (I know, how very housewife of me!), when I heard this... grinding? noise..  I just figured it was LB playing with some toy and scooting it across the floor or something...  I don't feel then need to check on every little noise that she makes, unlike a certain Jerk Face that we all know and love! so I finished loading the dishwasher (it didn't take me very long.. I wasn't neglecting my child this time).

When I went in to see what was going on...
I found this:

That turdy little baby is GNAWING on my chair!!!  I couldn't believe it! And of course, when I told her 'No!', she just smiled like she was doing the greatest thing!
*Of course, she may be thinking that she's doing something great... if she destroys this chair, she'll have a better chance of catching herself a Minja... because it's part of the bridge we built so he can safely cross the baby gate... I have a baby genius... even if she uses her intellect for evil!

I'll keep her locked up for now... I've got to make sure she'll do MY bidding with her genius super brain of evil! Doesn't she just LOOK diabolical?!

P.S. She may have a super brain, but not a super sense of observation... That's a Minja right behind her in this photo!