Just Some Small Talk after dinner

When I was cleaning up after dinner last night, I cut my finger.  It will probably fall off. I had to use TWO band-aids! This is SERIOUS STUFF!!!

KSK: I just cut my finger off! {Trying to get some sympathy}
JerkFace: You'll be fine.
KSK: Look at how much I'm bleeding! I probably cut my artery!!!{being very dramatic}
JerkFace: I suppose you could be a mutant and have an artery in your finger...
KSK: ...oh.  {realizing I am indeed a medical idiot}


No sympathy at all! I barely got him to put on my band-aid! :)


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