Sunday, April 3, 2011

Hold the Mustard

A Food Lion is not what I tell my husband when he asks what happened to all of the cookies...
... ... ... "The food lion must have eaten them" ... ... ...
Food Lion is a grocery store chain that we shopped at when we lived in North Carolina...
*Fair Warning!* This MAY gross you out!*
Jerk Face and I were eating chicken, and he wanted some honey mustard to put on it.. so he grabbed some out of the fridge, and squirted it all over his chicken and proceeded to eat it.
As he's eating his honey mustard chicken, he remarks something about the honey mustard tasting funny.
I look at the bottle...


It was from Food Lion.  We haven't shopped there since 2007!  Y.U.C.K!  
Obviously, we don't use honey mustard often... at least I don't!  
I then took a closer look, to see the expiration date, just to see how much Jerk Face should vomit...


ew!!!
gag!!
foul!!
rank!!
...gross!!!
I asked Jerk Face to describe the taste...  and he just shuddered!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!

...he then said it just tasted like potent honey mustard...
Have any of you eaten expired food? 

3 comments:

Erin said...

GAG! I've done this once or twice accidentally. The worst was after we got married and I moved into my husband's house - I had NO IDEA when ANYTHING had been purchased! Eventually I realized I needed to toss it all and start from scratch :)

Meghan said...

We do this more than I care to admit. It's gross, but fortunately I think foods like that are so highly processed you can't actually get sick from eating them...which is kind of scary itself, but whatever.

Joel and Cindy said...

Oh my gosh just this past Sunday my hubby was eating crackers with honey mustard, and I was hungry, so I asked him for one. After I ate it I remembered why I hate honey mustard. Then he commented that it tasted funny. Then he looked at the expiration date. It was expired by 2 years!!! (at least, I can't remember exactly!) Hahaha! It was pretty gross!!

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